Minggu, 30 Mei 2010
to hell with you and all your friends, it's on
I thought it through and your worst brings out the best in me
Kamis, 27 Mei 2010
Rabu, 26 Mei 2010
Senin, 24 Mei 2010
Minggu, 23 Mei 2010
Pee Wee Gaskins studio update
ayi and sansan recording guitar tracks for the upcoming release, ad astra per aspera.
Sabtu, 22 Mei 2010
Girl facts, according to Sonia Eryka
So apparently, my friend Sonia Eryka made her version of "girl facts".. i took the liberty of making comments. HA! Touché, soy! here it goes..
1. GIRLS ALWAYS LOVE FUNNY GUYS (...and you should have know this.) that's why we love FOOLING around
2. Don't ever lie to us, because we will always know, and it hurts. and the truth, is sometimes ugly, dear
3. Don't compare our boobs with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake (and you should have know this too) the smaller a boy's brain, the bigger the chance they'll look at your chest, i'm a well educated fool. but don't get me wrong, we'd LOVE to see you naked.
4. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook. Say it frequently and we're gonna think you're an asshole. and the fact that you said "don't ever lie to us" what if it's the truth? girls are sweet.
5. Make us curious, in a sweet way.
6.Don't sing us corny love songs. (Some girls might loooove that, but I hate that. Just DON'T ever sing me Secondhand Serenade.)
7. Tell us about your secret make us feel special.
8. Don't hide anything. At least don't be suspicious. Don't make us clueless and guessing about what we're afraid of. try reading our gesture better.
9. Make us laugh. But DON'T make fun of us, even if it's a joke. Some girls are just too sensitive.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. We hate your ex- girlfriends. and we hate yours too.
12. It is not that cool to shoot snot rockets. and some of us dont think nail polish are cool.
13. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. likewise.
14. Girls love guy who love his family, especially his mom. boys love it when a girl could impress their mom.
15. BE SPONTANEOUS. Any sweet things you do if you do it on purpose I might just think you did that to all other girls. spontaneous, or impulsive?
16. When you're hanging out with some of your pretty girl friends (or worse, your flirty ex girlfriend), you make us feel insecure, and we hate that. believe me, we know
17. If you remember some of the little things about our habits, we really really think you're super sweet.
18. Give us some space. Shower us with attention, not a terror with SMS / phone call everyday. likewise
19. DON'T apologize if you don't really know what's your fault. (I hate this "Apologize if you did something wrong, or even if you didn't" because yea other girls might forgive you, but it wont work if you're with me.)
20. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it. no way. you FEEL like you are, but we THINK that you dont. ;p
and most important,
1. GIRLS ALWAYS LOVE FUNNY GUYS (...and you should have know this.) that's why we love FOOLING around
2. Don't ever lie to us, because we will always know, and it hurts. and the truth, is sometimes ugly, dear
3. Don't compare our boobs with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake (and you should have know this too) the smaller a boy's brain, the bigger the chance they'll look at your chest, i'm a well educated fool. but don't get me wrong, we'd LOVE to see you naked.
4. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook. Say it frequently and we're gonna think you're an asshole. and the fact that you said "don't ever lie to us" what if it's the truth? girls are sweet.
5. Make us curious, in a sweet way.
6.Don't sing us corny love songs. (Some girls might loooove that, but I hate that. Just DON'T ever sing me Secondhand Serenade.)
7. Tell us about your secret make us feel special.
8. Don't hide anything. At least don't be suspicious. Don't make us clueless and guessing about what we're afraid of. try reading our gesture better.
9. Make us laugh. But DON'T make fun of us, even if it's a joke. Some girls are just too sensitive.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. We hate your ex- girlfriends. and we hate yours too.
12. It is not that cool to shoot snot rockets. and some of us dont think nail polish are cool.
13. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. likewise.
14. Girls love guy who love his family, especially his mom. boys love it when a girl could impress their mom.
15. BE SPONTANEOUS. Any sweet things you do if you do it on purpose I might just think you did that to all other girls. spontaneous, or impulsive?
16. When you're hanging out with some of your pretty girl friends (or worse, your flirty ex girlfriend), you make us feel insecure, and we hate that. believe me, we know
17. If you remember some of the little things about our habits, we really really think you're super sweet.
18. Give us some space. Shower us with attention, not a terror with SMS / phone call everyday. likewise
19. DON'T apologize if you don't really know what's your fault. (I hate this "Apologize if you did something wrong, or even if you didn't" because yea other girls might forgive you, but it wont work if you're with me.)
20. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it. no way. you FEEL like you are, but we THINK that you dont. ;p
and most important,
bandung, 22nd may 2010
when the world start irritates you, there's nothing irritates them more than to keep smiling.. be a champion!
Kamis, 20 Mei 2010
got this from gaynard rahardja, and it's credible, so here goes..
99 facts about guys
bold on the "this guy" facts
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships
kudos to my bestfriend, mr.gaynard
bold on the "this guy" facts
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships
kudos to my bestfriend, mr.gaynard
What did you have for breakfast?
you want mustache for your next breakfast? i know exactly the place.
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
yeah. you learn a lot from them.
lately i've been thinking
and
i think
God works in reeallyyyy mysterious ways
i quite like it
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-12
:D
night,
or
so long
or whatever
bye
lately i've been thinking
and
i think
God works in reeallyyyy mysterious ways
i quite like it
ahlkscvbnxvbnsfyhwsdzfhdfj;
-12
:D
night,
or
so long
or whatever
bye
Rabu, 19 Mei 2010
i like 2.0
-girls with sneakers
-girls with short fingernails
-girls with short hair
-girls who listen to weezer
-girls whose into movies
-my room all tidy
-being in so many places, in a very short of time
i will continue writting more later, time to go.. an Elf is waiting in front of the house, literally.
-girls with short fingernails
-girls with short hair
-girls who listen to weezer
-girls whose into movies
-my room all tidy
-being in so many places, in a very short of time
i will continue writting more later, time to go.. an Elf is waiting in front of the house, literally.
pre-emptive strike against decrepitude
wow. what strong words to start an entry, i don't even know what decreptitude means.. just read it on the back of some dvd cover. and it sounds cool, so yeah.
oh well.
LIFE!
i think it's really funny how the saying "once you stop wanting something, you get it" always seems to ring true.
but then what happens when you start wanting it again?
uh welll right now i'm writing this as a journal.
i guess it depends on what i keep writing and then i'll decide
i really don't think you people read my blogs. but then again i wonder if some people do, and then you people get inside my head and it's kinda creepy but then again kindaaaa comforting.
ahaaaaaa so....
things are changing
really fast
i've been in a bloggy mood lately,
this morning before i went to bed, i've watched load of dvds, and made crappy rap music that i will probablyyyyyy put somewhere for people to hear. people like you. i suppose....
yeah, lately all of my dreams have been in Europe.
weird? slightly.
i don't think that anyone has been as ready for the weekend as myself.
so much to look forward to, so much to get away from
am i the only one that thinks our life exam schedule is screwed up? i mean seriously, why the hell would you schedule them with a weekend right in the middle?
i have so much exciting music on my ipod. but you know, it makes me kind of depressed because i can't listen to ALL of it.
today i had 7/11 chicken katsu for dinner
and
basically the overput cheese made me want to vomit.
however, it was delightful
just
very greasy
okay
time to go do something constructive
see ya.
hey wait. you wanna see some oddity? my neighbor's dogs got stuck while doing wahoo.
scroll down.
scroll more.
a wee bit more.
oh well.
LIFE!
i think it's really funny how the saying "once you stop wanting something, you get it" always seems to ring true.
but then what happens when you start wanting it again?
uh welll right now i'm writing this as a journal.
i guess it depends on what i keep writing and then i'll decide
i really don't think you people read my blogs. but then again i wonder if some people do, and then you people get inside my head and it's kinda creepy but then again kindaaaa comforting.
ahaaaaaa so....
things are changing
really fast
i've been in a bloggy mood lately,
this morning before i went to bed, i've watched load of dvds, and made crappy rap music that i will probablyyyyyy put somewhere for people to hear. people like you. i suppose....
yeah, lately all of my dreams have been in Europe.
weird? slightly.
i don't think that anyone has been as ready for the weekend as myself.
so much to look forward to, so much to get away from
am i the only one that thinks our life exam schedule is screwed up? i mean seriously, why the hell would you schedule them with a weekend right in the middle?
i have so much exciting music on my ipod. but you know, it makes me kind of depressed because i can't listen to ALL of it.
today i had 7/11 chicken katsu for dinner
and
basically the overput cheese made me want to vomit.
however, it was delightful
just
very greasy
okay
time to go do something constructive
see ya.
hey wait. you wanna see some oddity? my neighbor's dogs got stuck while doing wahoo.
scroll down.
scroll more.
a wee bit more.
It Must Be Called "Intelligence" If People Stop When They Realize They Are Not Able to Become What They Are Wishing to Be.
...and to answer the previous question:
"can you still fall asleep when you fall apart?"
the answer is "yes. i just had a good sleep. not the best though, but enough to keep me going"
"can you still fall asleep when you fall apart?"
the answer is "yes. i just had a good sleep. not the best though, but enough to keep me going"
Selasa, 18 Mei 2010
Senin, 17 Mei 2010
random fun facts
1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar. they bubble?
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. I've seen someone lick their elbow though...
38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
39. A snail can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
53. this is where i work and chill like chilli willy
54. this is you, a pig carpet
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar. they bubble?
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. I've seen someone lick their elbow though...
38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
39. A snail can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
53. this is where i work and chill like chilli willy
54. this is you, a pig carpet
today, you're gonna learn a new vocabulary
hi, my name is dochi and i don’t take showers
just kidding
but not really
i was going to say something
but i forgot what to say
i am giddy
quite giddy
yes, as giddy as a
...giddy thing.
i bet you dont even know what giddy means? ha! i like it when i'm smarter than someone. or at least that's what i feel.. in someway.. whatever.
the fact is, it's 4.01am
and i'm still awake.
guess how shitty i look right now?
scroll down.
scroll down.
beep.
just kidding
but not really
i was going to say something
but i forgot what to say
i am giddy
quite giddy
yes, as giddy as a
...giddy thing.
i bet you dont even know what giddy means? ha! i like it when i'm smarter than someone. or at least that's what i feel.. in someway.. whatever.
the fact is, it's 4.01am
and i'm still awake.
guess how shitty i look right now?
scroll down.
scroll down.
beep.
Some people forget to remember while others remember to forget.
Recently, I have been wanting to buy a new journal. i cant remember where i put my last Def (my journal). However, I don't really know what I should write about. So I guess I will just start talking and see where that gets me.
Do you ever have those times where you see something so beautiful or so bizarre you just wish you had a camera to capture that moment? I have started to see almost everything like that, like a potential photograph. It drives me insane because I can't capture things how I see them or how I want them to be or I just don't have a camera on me.
I wish I could see myself in certain situations, like a third invisible yet omniscient person in the room. Like I could go back and watch things like a movie. Yeah, like a movie.
I just sat on my butt all day, every day. I think that I am getting sick. With who knows what. There's all this junk in my lungs and I can't just cough it the hell out.
People are starting to bother me again.
I just had dinner.
I am still really hungry.
I want someone to make me laugh right now.
I am going to go now.
Kbye.
Do you ever have those times where you see something so beautiful or so bizarre you just wish you had a camera to capture that moment? I have started to see almost everything like that, like a potential photograph. It drives me insane because I can't capture things how I see them or how I want them to be or I just don't have a camera on me.
I wish I could see myself in certain situations, like a third invisible yet omniscient person in the room. Like I could go back and watch things like a movie. Yeah, like a movie.
I just sat on my butt all day, every day. I think that I am getting sick. With who knows what. There's all this junk in my lungs and I can't just cough it the hell out.
People are starting to bother me again.
I just had dinner.
I am still really hungry.
I want someone to make me laugh right now.
I am going to go now.
Kbye.
hello, future girlfriend.
Earlier I was taking mental inventory. On everyone, everything, all of the past events for the last few months and stuff. It made me think. Why do I want what I want? Do I want what I want? Should I take a step forward? or should I really be worried about if I need to be taking a step backwards?
I feel like I am just stuck in neutral. I know what I want to do and also what I should or could do. I'm not sure which I need to be doing though. Which one will be more beneficial. Will they be equally beneficial? or will neither path pay off? What are my motives? I would really like to answer these questions. However, I'm not sure that I can. This is a very interesting part of my life and I am eager to see how it will play out.
Until then, I think that in order to be able to answer these questions, I will need to regroup, reorganize, and re-prioritize. I have been a little bit irresponsible lately and I would really like to put more effort into important things, like putting things in priorities. I should slow down and think about everything. I should slow down and enjoy simple things. I should probably also slow down and think about what I say, what I do, and how I spend my time. From now on, I am going to try to make a conscious effort to focus more on what is important and less on what is not.
If you read all of that, then kudos to you.
this is me, the right guy. a doofus. :)
I feel like I am just stuck in neutral. I know what I want to do and also what I should or could do. I'm not sure which I need to be doing though. Which one will be more beneficial. Will they be equally beneficial? or will neither path pay off? What are my motives? I would really like to answer these questions. However, I'm not sure that I can. This is a very interesting part of my life and I am eager to see how it will play out.
Until then, I think that in order to be able to answer these questions, I will need to regroup, reorganize, and re-prioritize. I have been a little bit irresponsible lately and I would really like to put more effort into important things, like putting things in priorities. I should slow down and think about everything. I should slow down and enjoy simple things. I should probably also slow down and think about what I say, what I do, and how I spend my time. From now on, I am going to try to make a conscious effort to focus more on what is important and less on what is not.
If you read all of that, then kudos to you.
this is me, the right guy. a doofus. :)
dot dot dot dot dot dots
If I did that one thing, that one tiny thing, I think my life would be completely different. I'm completely happy with my life as of now, but I still wonder how it would have been if I did do it........hhmmmmmmm.
Minggu, 09 Mei 2010
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